Oof 36 hours? I feel you Mike. Central Florida here, and we were only down for 27 hours. My record is 11 days back in 2004. I would not have made it much longer. Inner strength, Mike. You will make it.

Torch, we’ve discussed this before: you are absolutely wrong about your “droid naming conventions” as proven by R-4, Obi-Wan’s droid.

Black people do have thicker skin. These guys just don’t understand metaphors.

This letter basically reads “Dear Patrick, I am so stupid I shouldn’t have internet access. The girl I was interested in blocked me for sending her a dick pic and I’m much too dense to do anything other than envision elaborate stories of why this woman, to whom I am her only joy, can’t write back. Also proofreading…

Great, now I need goggles.

While I always thought her music was garbage, I WAS a staunch KP supporter because I thought “at least she’s putting out that Positive Mental Attitude to her young fans.” Then I saw the Barack Obama joke video.

Groban likes his ladies to pop.

I worship 80s rock gods Journey and Foreigner.

I can’t currently post links but anyone wanting to see ole Glenn get knocked the fuck out Google Danzig North Side Kings.   

I thought you meant on the fly. I’ll tell you one thing, apparently the Nato phonetic alphabet doesn’t include “Mancy.”

Like that phrase Metallica invented, Sad But True.

Is Plantera about a Vulgar Display of Flowers?

I feel like I would beat him at Titanfall 2.

Hey thanks buddy!

Saw him live. I was as impressed as when I saw Iron Maiden.

Right? Like, was Weird Al busy? Shit, an Apple Store employee would be better than this asshole.

Off topic but I think your screen name might be a little premature.

It was also discovered later in Murphy’s testimony that the actual intercourse was with R. MacDonald.

Someone has to intervene before this goes full Biggie/2Pac.

They should invite him to handle his trial the Andrew “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty” Jackson way.