Rip-off Go-Bots.

That's right! Baxter Starscream! He invented the Submachopter!

I think he was Cobra Commander's private jet or something?

I am SO stoked this isn't exclusive to Xbox any more.

I was listening to Slayer the other day and during a ripping guitar solo I thought “waitaminute... B.B. King played the guitar too!” Fucking cultural appropriation!

Anna, I consulted my inner bro and even he says you're a solid 7.

Did you intend for that first sentence to read in Bill Cosby's voice in my head?

Sometimes Kinja won’t let me post videos (?) but I’m surprised this wasn’t on your list, Luke:

Welp, here goes. Everybody get ready to call me a MRA, rape apologist, troll, etc.

I take meds that make my hands shake. I like Mike. Wanted to make sure he was alright.

Mike-

Hang on... talk out your differences possibly with a third party moderating? That's some Earth-shattering new idea you have!

Red Dead Redemption. The End.

Tracy, I don't think you should feel bad about poking the boner. Unless you were trying to wound him. Boners are funny. Even as a middle-aged man I still find mine hilarious when they aren't expected. Like "what the hell are you up to?" when I wake up with one. And the poking part is just science. It's ingrained in us…

Well, Trek and Wars both have aliens and spaceships...

I remember the first time I did something in the past and saw a result in the future and being blown away. Still don't get why the comparison to this game was necessary.

I thought Chrono Trigger was fantastic because of the time-travel. This appears to have no time travel. So your comparison is as good as saying "Star Trek is Star Wars in Everything But Name Because Aliens."

This post has been on my mind since yesterday. I'm very sorry you are going through this. This may sound, odd, but I have had to deal with a similar situation in the past. Do you need someone to intervene on your behalf?

If you imply there’s a turtle there, of course we’re looking for a turtle.