Awesome. That makes me feel better, especially since I'm such a hypocrite about it. I'm obsessed with butts, but mine is a no-fly zone. Not because of anything stupid like homophobia, just... it's ME. And I'm gross.

Yeah... silly question, but I'm really stoned.

Agreed. Even from my perspective (a dude), I don’t get why making someone do something dehumanizing is sexy. I even get worried about it during regular head, like “is this even fun for her?” On the flip side, though, I certainly enjoy going down myself. So confusing.

Luke and Oaty McOatface win.

First, I want to thank you Luke for showing me this line. From what I can see the craftsmanship is dead-on, and the last couple Hot Toys figures I’ve gotten were disappointments.

“She'll go fifty hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"

Ugh. The Witcher. One of many disappointing purchases this gen.

Can't believe I missed it. Belated Phrasing, Boom!

Not cool, man. How many local Emmy awards do you have?

I want that. Right now.

And I thought I would never buy another COD...

Mike, are you wasting away? Is it a tapeworm?

There's an irony about the number of people giving you and her shit that would also scream "ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM." This article demonstrates exactly that- ethics. Well done, Patrick.

...friggin hate Pod 6.

As long as you declare it at customs you're fine. I carry suitcases with limbs protruding from them through all the time.

If you pay close attention, after the first "boop" BB-8 goes on to say something else, which if you understand droid is "Get a room."

“Get ye copy of Sta-harrr Wars and skirt ye tariffs of the East Disneya Tradin' Company! But be ye forewarned, off the map ye must go and there be dragons, yarrrr!!"

My personal favorites were the Punisher War Journals. They gave a much deeper insight into Frank as a man who was so broken as to be a nihilist but then to find meaning in exacting revenge.

I’m greyed here at Jez (no fault of mine, just not a regular) so this will likely never be read, but I wanted to tell you that the part where you side note how her number made you feel, but then tell her it means nothing to you, hits hard. That’s really sad. Not because of you- I totally admire not only how you…

Woodward and Bernstein that shit, Jason! Get a woman to do the Skype. Follow the white rabbit and see just how screwed up this is.