You do them or I’ll hack you to pieces and eat your corpse.

Well you try and explain how 7-0 melts steel!

I didn't get the impression she was an idiot. Where I live we have laws that protect you if you try to help. You're absolutely right about it not being his job, but he could still have been a decent person.

Me neither. And I don’t know if New York has Good Samaritan laws to protect you. The thing is, if you see something like that happen, the first conclusion you come to is “this guy is so drunk he’s assaulting a woman in front of me” and in that situation you handle it with some force. Which can loosely be interpreted…

Yeah, dude was a DICK. Something I find strange is that where I've worked, we definitely would have helped. But at two places we always had a uniformed (off duty, but they do it for extra money) cop, so if something like this happened it would be him to handle it. And again, while I'm not at all defending the bouncers…

I worked for years as a bouncer/doorman, and while of course I would have helped, there is some weird legality happening in the bar security world. Every place I’ve worked has had different views and guidelines about how to handle violent situations, and the hazy legal area that surrounds “dudes that get paid to be…

This line of thinking is lost on me. Why would you not want to? WHY? Any time I've ever been given permission to interact with a vulva I want to do all the things. Make a day of it. Anything to lengthen the time before I'm not doing that again.

And, forgive me... BUT IT'S SO AWESOME! It's the insult equivalent of "Hey bro, you don't go to the gym? what are you, one of those greatest things in the world?"

They are taking this cat situation really seriously.

It’s totally fine. I’m sort of old, and conveying my tone in comments isn’t always successful. Also, for reasons that are beyond me, I get it all the time: people lurking around in the comments section of websites they hate, just to bug people. Especially in articles involving crap like GG.

Dude you dropped the mic at polonium 210.

Whoa, I think maybe some inflection or meaning got lost in the text. I’m not saying that you were saying that at all. I actually meant to agree with you. And for me saying I’m often wrong, well, that’s true. I’m not being a victim about it. If anything I think it’s an important thing to recognize if you want to learn…

As a fellow old, we have to watch out for each other. I think this time you just took that the wrong way. Just a generalization like saying “back in the good ole days, people had stupid hair.” Which, I have pictures to prove that. He's just saying that today kids are all either brand-name characters or pop-culture…

Well, you might be right. And I'm constantly wrong. And like I said, I wouldn't be satisfied about a damn thing if it weren't for me being born multi-privileged.

I love that I automatically read that in Hank’s voice.

I actually took the time to read some of your discussions rather than just write this off as apologist pro-cop trolling. I’m actually glad I did. You have actually said some interesting things in the past so I think it’s only fair to treat your outlook with some respect and not just like some random asshole.

That is what I was thinking. Rather than physically engage a student, embarrassingly drag the desk outside into the hall. Not throw them across the room.

This is the first Snacktaku I’ve watched (great btdubs), and you are a hero Fahey. I don’t know how well you’re paid, but I doubt it’s the amount it would require to get me to eat that. I’d rather have muktuk. Spam is revolting on it’s own, but those were dog treats.

The most tragic part was when he lost his kitten.

You hit two points that I meant to address earlier but my addled mind lost track of: