Damn, I'm sorry to hear about your other kitty. You give Jaeger a good butt-scratchin' for ol' Randy :)

Similar situation unfolding here- we just got a new kitten that is totally blowing off my adult cat’s mojo. The adult is named Dangerous Dave, and used to live up to the name. But the kitten is thoroughly dominating her (yes, Dave’s a girl). And Dave is just dumbfounded. She’s never been challenged before and now she…

Clearly you've never been on the wrong end of a pile of unfolded cargo pants.

That is the face of "Well, aren't you gonna do anything here?"

If I was a ghost I would totally talk to Jessica Chastain.

I will personally give you $27k to find something else to write about. FFS we get it, you bought a Skyline.

If the box said "THE ORANGE" on the side he'd still be free.

Oh plz give me a code!

They share the same core interest, like the Klan and Neo-Nazis.

At one point in my life when I was both without cable and internet, I got stoned and watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on DVD while really stoned (not that that excuses it). In the DVD commentary and extras Kevin Smith went on at length about how Ben's personality actually was, and meathead/moron accurately…

I don’t understand what the confusion surrounding the “true” ending is.

Not that it applies to this game (haven't played it, not interested), but someone needs to say it: RZA needs to go away. In the mid to late 90's he was a total genius (not a GZA though), but people like Tarantino and shows like Californication over-indulged him to the point that he just isn't valid any more. Wu-Tang…

Just a recommendation: The In the Butt DLC can be fun, but it's expensive. Wait for the GOTY edition.

I know that everlasting pain, Mike. Even if you could repair it so perfectly that it was unnoticeable, better than factory even, you would KNOW. And now you’ve told the internet to make sure you could never lie about it.

I honestly think that's the first Aston I've found ugly. Somethin' new every day!

must...have...logicoma....

Waitaminute... how'd you star me? Perfidy!

Off topic but I just wanted you to know that I have none of Gwyneth Paltrow's citrus and or vegetables and I can't star either. So, solidarity.

Just keep your head up, no matter what happens. Stick to your principles, and when someone finally meets your criteria you will be so much more satisfied than people that are willing to do anything to be in a relationship. I wish you the best. :)

I know exactly what you mean. The dating scene blows in general. Going to a bar (the typical solution) might get you laid, but you get what you pay for there. And the mythical “meet cute” from the movies almost never happens. And, while a lot of people might tell you your standards are too high, that’s idiotic.…