The part with Butch's mom at twelve minutes in is hilarious.

Perfectly stated. The entire time I was reading my brain was screaming the word "pseudoscience". It's laced with facts about what hormones do to you and those are accurate, but in the same way that astrology is accurate for knowing Venus is a planet.

That was the first thing I thought of as well.

You can buy a sports-type drink at GNC that is specifically used to pass drug tests. I've used it several times and it's never let me down. That's the route I would take.

Thank You. I heard a variant earlier and was tasked to use it.

While visiting a nurse friend at work, Kelly visits the ICU. She meets a couple with a sick toddler who they have just brought a new toy, a stuffed donkey. The child throttles the toy vigorously rather than just playing with it, which she finds odd.

Hmmm. Kind of like Isis with a dash of southern rock. Nice.

You just made my day Luke.

Lindy, this was beautiful. #NotAllLampreys may be the best thing I've read in weeks. Bravo.

My favorite thing is that on the Miley picture the tattoo says "Just Breath".

Redcoats.

That gave me a laugh-boner.

Thank you

So does anyone know what our "prize" is that unlocks in the actual game?

Low-hanging fruit jokes are right inside my wheelhouse.

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

Couldn't agree more. It was much too hard. I love difficulty, but this wasn't a challenge, it was wonky. And the most unintuitive control setup of any fighting game I've played.