Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

Couldn't agree more. It was much too hard. I love difficulty, but this wasn't a challenge, it was wonky. And the most unintuitive control setup of any fighting game I've played.

You are right about the community though. Never have I heard more people being called agate. Geophobic dudebros.

So far I'm up to 76 but that's with aim-bot and I hear they're banning people for it.

Then explain this:

And the amount of PvP rocking you have to do to unlock the geode is absurd.

She would likely point out that you have the option to have sex with Fetch, thereby making her a "prize".

Truly some perfect phrasing. Bravo.

Not to crap on your dreams Mark, but I not only live in Polk County but have also been arrested for this very crime. The "missile" doesn't necessarily apply to a rocket propelled explosive. Mine was a water balloon.

You left off possibly the most important racing quote of all:

I don't know why you're mad at things but before you question math and or reading skills you should proofread.

Call of Duty: We Wish We Had Thought of Titanfall

The pimp boy 3000 app for android is perfect for cosplay, you'd just need the sleeve for the phone.

I have no idea what the specific model number is, but I was given a set of Altec Lansing desktop speakers with a separate subwoofer that I am consistently blown away by. I consider myself a mild audiophile, and these speakers are as loud and as clear as my home stereo.

Poor Black Stig. He lives on in our hearts.

I was one of those 50k signups, and during the install I took a second to actually watch some Youtube videos of it and changed my mind. Stopped before it was finished. Too many menus.

"ME GRIMLOCK NOT DRAGON! ME GRIMLOCK KING!"

I think this is friggin' Airwolf.