I am confused.

"Goddammit DPS! The SALAD FORK!!!"

If that ends up being possible, I will definitely play this game and be that guy. And every other player will also get the /burp emote right to the face.

I ebayed mine yesterday.

I agree that it would annoy me as well to go to a show and see something like this, but in Kanye's case I think that would be like going to a G.G. Allin show and being surprised at getting peed on.

I hate to sound like a hipster, but Blergh is AMAZING on vinyl.

Your cat looks like he's thinking "somebody shut that damn sandwich up!" Great video.

All debate about the pros and cons of automation in the military aside, I think that horse bot has to go. The U.S. has an obligation to produce military hardware that is not only effective but looks badass. Think the A-10 Thunderbolt, or the Apache helicopter, or the SR-71. None of those things would be memorable if…

I do the same thing with the Surgeon General's warning on cigarettes. Healthy!

Samoas are worth it.

It was your assumption that because I used the word "feelings" that I condescendingly view them as "her widdle fee fees". Those two things are miles apart, and I won't apologize for my vocabulary or your bias. I do feel like it is more important to stop a rapist. And to equate what I said as somehow being…

Again, I never said she had to. And if she doesn't that's understandable. Not everyone is Daisy Coleman, and not everyone has to be. There's no shame in not wanting to relive that terror. But I'm sure you would agree with me that fighting back is heroic.

I'm not trivializing anything. I even stated that it was understandable. I haven't been in her shoes, so I don't have any idea what I would do. But I stand by what I said.

That's understandable. But what is more important, her feelings or stopping a rapist? While she might not want to report it, his next potential victim sure would appreciate it.

That was amazing. Like the first time watching Pink Floyd's The Wall.

This was delicious. At first, the headline had me excited, because I thought "finally I'm a commodity". The I was a little bummed because you were joking. Then I was happy again because it was hilarious and well written.

You are right, and I agree completely. And to follow the analogy, Batman has crippled people and would deserve jail time (as say this as a fan). And the failing of my analogy is that we in the real world have no spotless, above-the-law heroes. What does carry over from the fiction is that we do have real-life evil.…

I had heard about this on Gawker just a few days ago, and all I kept thinking was "please Anon, please... we need you now". When I read this article my blood got boiling again, and at first I assumed that the video was going to be the one they did for Steubenville. When it wasn't, dramatic music played in my mind and…

Thank You. If I'm honest, though, and had the option to bring a comic character into the real world to fix this situation, it would be Axe Cop. I approve of his methods. Bad Guy = chopped head.

Some of them certainly are. But, unlike Batman, being composed of more than one person gives room for a lot of faults. Anonymous isn't all white hats. Lots of bullies and simple pranksters. And the mistakes they make have consequences. But they (The Good Guys) certainly make me feel better about the world.