I am objective. It was a basketball play on the ball with Korver. It was a shitty thing with Gibson, but the two of them had been trading elbows all afternoon. And the last was Horford pitching a fit because he was down two to nothing and being outplayed by a scrub. You are delusional.

What the kind of body control do you think people have that they can change direction mid play to magically roll on someone’s ankle intentionally. Korver dove for the ball second. Delly was on the floor first and the two got tangled. Last I checked, Korver was not known for his dexterity, so his leg got under Delly.

And the roads in Boston are nowhere near as bad as the roads in New York. And the roads in New York are nowhere near as bad as the roads in Chechnya Cleveland.

You really believe media personalities not connected with a pro athlete regarding contract situations? The amount of money he can make going to Los Angeles next year pales in comparison to what he will make in Cleveland after the new TV deal. We have his bird rights, and after next year, a 7-9 year vet can sign a…

Ignoring that he has said he plans to keep his bird rights in Cleveland, resign for a year, before signing in Cleveland for a “long time,” with the exception of weather, why would anyone want to play for the shitshow Lakers? That team is years from being competitive again. And a player who just had his season ended on…

It sounds like a turn of the century steam powered watercraft shitting on your chest?

The Browns have been feeding number 2 to their fans for years.

Oh cool, you saw a five year old video on youtube. Funny stuff.

Seriously though, it’s 2015. How is it that leaving the sticker on your hat still a fucking thing?! That is some enduring stupid crap right there.

FYI: That’s why he summarized it.

Costco workers are too busy earning a living wage to suck at their jobs.

Teams, not the Celtics, but other teams have been playing the Cavs tough all year. My point is that the Cavs have been tested sufficiently tested this season, which is in contrast to your assessment that all East teams are anemic. (the sound of a wet fart malfartioning).

Yeah, except everyone has been throwing A game against the Cavs all year. Teams play with a chip on their shoulder against Lebron’s teams, and rightfully so.

Is there an official brand of candy corn? Because this is that, in substance, style, and design.

True story, the same year our river caught fire, multiple rivers in other states also caught fire. It’s just that, in Cleveland, it fulfilled the expectation for the city. Cleveland has been an underdog forever, so naturally, outsiders latched onto the story.

Nevermind the shirt, what’s wrong with your thumbs?

Balls. The Cavs are top five in defense since January, after the trades for Smith, Shump, and Mozgov.

Nobody hates Cleveland more than a Clevelander. Seriously, why am I here? Oh right, the sunshine.

Now that’s just lazy. The least you could do is make a joke about the river being on fire or quote the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism video.