Behold, the rare viable argument on Jalopnik.

I like seeing the gooseflesh on my sports heroes when they’re nearly killed, so I won’t support my favorite sports heroes’ sponsors unless they support the visible flesh. No flesh, no deal.

Someone didn’t die with safety protection, so clearly safety mechanisms did not play a role in his not dying.

I believe it’s now the 1962 Ferrari 250 GTFO

S-Craptor?

Does this mean they’re working on a notary engine? Or is that Nazda?

I shall continue to believe in “Notor.” Everything else is fake news.

I just have to acknowledge the following: “Chris Collingsworth says ‘Here is a guy...’ > What a witty name.”

You may want to call the FBI. “Mitsubishi dealership” and “Top Dollar” can only mean one thing - money laundering scheme.

Not me. *cracks another beer and clears my throat excessively for a raspy voice*

Try saying “Chalk” 1000 times in a row. You will start to question everything about the rest of the English language.

A Nokia disguised as a key fob.

Massive gloves.

Is that a hand crank in your pocket or...

I thought this was another BMW 7-Series key at first.

Goodwood...dick around... I see what you did there. (simply trying to prove Gaseous correct)

The all-new 2017 Chevrolet Schick Quattro HD

It's not a joke, it's the Squatty Hotty-Rod.

Star for the cahones/ovaries to post this.

Nailed it!