Running a little late?

As much as I want to agree with you, I think the cut-off for usefulness should be 6,000lbs towing capacity. There tend to be “castes” of towing capacity: 1. “Let’s talk about something else 2. 3000-3500lbs or “are you trying to use a U-Haul for your dorm furniture?” 3. 5000lbs or “Anything a Highlander can do, I can…

LooseAntMan?

You’d like to be 6" tall?

As a government employee, I must say that is a very misguided statement. There are certain protections, but not really much more than any unionized private employment.

I'm more disturbed by the lack of any apparent seat distance adjustment.

Someone even made the bikini-clad giraffe!

But...but... I wanted a land rover!

Who has the photoshop part covered?

Very deserving choice. Now when $kaycog shows a bikini-clad giraffe in a Land Rover, I’ll be satisfied...

Only if it's a Sledgehammer.

I'm about to pass out looking at that number.

Can it leap small creeks in a single bound?

I vote for chrome plasti-dip for an interior lining. What could possibly go wrong with that?! ;-)

“Beat" me to it.... I see what you did there.

That’s like throwing a pass for "none yards..."

Get off my lawn!

Isn't that the name of a famous violin? ;-)

Isn’t it Ioniq? A little too Ioniq, I really do think.

They should use more orange, less yellow or blue. It hides pedestrian blood stains better.