This is exactly why I would prefer the Focus with AWD for such a purpose.

Bubble Cars!

Except ground clearance for dirt roads, how would that be better than a Focus RS with AWD?

I got the most "wagony" crossover I could find. '16 Outback. So far, so good, although I wish the steering wheel wasn't so thick (odd, I know, but both my wife and I find it much less comfy to hold than our Highlander). And if prices were the same, the V50 R-design would win by a landslide... until I couldn't get up…

Sperm and a trailer.

Here, obviously. *ducks*

“How will you steer it?"

If it was an SUV version of the Diesel Colorado with 7k+ towing capacity and ~30mpg highway at a price point below $40k, I'd still get it in a heartbeat even if it looked like a potato with windows.

Instant Karma's gonna get you.

I was trying to be funny, but then realized this guy is actually awesome. They would do well to give this guy an honorary title/job and let his work become part of a program for Autism Awareness.

“You are” she says.

That, the bumper melting into the middle of the headlights, and a non-functioning rear window.

Come to think of it, I think it's a Traverse passing a Fiero.

No, the Traverse looks like this:

412th!!!

ALL THE YES!

And more crashes on the interstate because your blind spot is roughly the size of Manhattan.

Or maybe a Tuscon.

There are plenty of differences. I could tell immediately that was a bronze CX5.

But only the Escape is an Oval Oval.