I certainly hope 4k dashcams are out by the time you finish.

So you’re like the “sleeper” of car ruiners? :-P (Seriously though, it sounds like a blast)

My vote is you’re supposed to ruin them now.

Busted! ;-)

And here I nearly got convinced to plasti-dip the grill on my new Outback! Close call!

No, it’s “dun dun dun dadun dun dun tsh.” Totally different riff.

You forgot to mention VTEC.

Almost nobody questions the car’s greatness. Almost everyone questions the drivers' greatness.

Hmm... “stock appearing" or "stock?"

Ya jerk!

Rectal carcinoma in-situ. Although Rectal Dysplasia has a nice ring to it.

Please tell me you are serious. I have been thinking about this as a next car (probably can't for another 1-2 years though).

“I'm not riding my brakes, I'm REGENERATING!"

"Whoa, bruh, is that stock? That's like a unicorn! You must have balls to keep it stock."

To make the comparison fair, what about a G35 with gold rims and a hood scoop?

Patrick,

REEEOOOOWWWW!!! *hiss hiss*

For their purposes, it makes no sense anyway.

And to think it all began back in 1492. That was the year that the bottom fell out.

Meanwhile, posters here are outraged that the USA only spends 18% of GDP.