I couldn’t believe this war would continue into 2013. The UN would stop it, America would stop it, the sane world would come to the rescue of Syria’s civilians.

How about laws to help support former boybanders who struggle after a breakup? byebyebyelaws?

Wait, though; is that the actual doll? Or a model dressed as one? Because that’s some seriously Uncanny Valley stuff going on.

Oh, there’s more than one way to send a message via eggs:

For starters, he’s addressed as “His Worship”, so...

I’ve started sewing recently. Whatever turns out will be better than this.

they look like they had fight with a large cat

Probably something along the lines of “I’m glad National Signing Day was last week instead of next week”

Those adorable killer seal soldiers are actually RUSSIAN adorable killer seal soldiers, and therefore no longer adorable. I, for one, support the candidate that will protect us from an armed seal RUSSIAN invasion. Per seals-world.com “Many species of seals have no natural predators. This is due to the location where…

She explained that one. It was reporters asking her if she made less money than Michael Fassbender, which is just plain tacky. I hate this trend of reporters asking actresses about feminist topics because whatever the woman says will be a headline. The reporters, for the most part, don’t give a shit about feminism.…

“The Psychology Today blog post that claimed to scientifically prove that black women were less attractive than other women”

Yes, let’s criticize a grieving mother for not noting the fine line legal distinction between murder and manslaughter.

Liam was quite confused by this story.

Love is dead, I guess.

“Dylan DJOHAN, 23, Ashwin KUMAR, 23, and Waleed LATIF...”

LOL so funny WOWWWW. Love how everyone’s laughing in the photo.

Chris Christie absolutely wrecked that little shit and I for one could not be happier about it. I hold no high opinions of the NJ governor, but I am sympathetic to his clear “How am I behind these fucking fuckers” angst, and I love the fact that he seems to have destroyed Rubio’s campaign just because he could.

Well, that’s what it SHOULD be for, but on some campuses, the whole trigger warning trend is turning into something more, and is being used by some sheltered kids to avoid “uncomfortable” or “upsetting” topics.

Comfort is Russian.