Maybe read this book: https://www.amazon.com/Cannibalism-Perfectly-Natural-Bill-Schutt/dp/1616204621, you awful cannibalophobe!

One of Putin’s oldest tricks, one that he learned from the KGB, is to get compromising information on targets, usually sexual in nature. Judging by the history of GOP members either fiddling boys, utilizing prostitutes, or just committing the terrible sin of being gay, I’d guess the connection goes deep.

Her doppelgänger is Claire Danes’ cry face, so maybe she’s saying it was Claire Danes?

Really? 31 year olds and 56 year olds are both grown ass adults.

He was somebody who had the reputation of being incredibly nice and fun to work with, but could also play some skeezeball characters to perfection. He played a great fuckboi in True Lies

I would’ve thought that the fact that she isn’t a man would’ve buried her campaign.

is that a goddamn kid in the costume?

I can’t imagine any future presidential candidate who grew up in the time of social media not having some embarrassing photo of themselves doing something stupid or “immoral.” Hopefully, all the other candidates will also have similar pictures, or the morality police will have chilled down/thinned out.

Devos’ response to this has been... surprising.

It’s the distance that light travels during one year in a vacuum, or approximately 6 trillion miles.

The electoral college

Good. Trump Jr has always wanted to hunt one of them.

Polanski may end up free to travel again, but he’ll find few warm welcomes.

No one will invade the US. One, no country, besides the U.S., has the logistical capability or experience to move hundreds of thousands of troops and the fuckton of equipment needed to supply the troops across the two biggest oceans on the planet. You need lots of big boats, lots of air support, and a lot of access…

Don’t forget that the Beauregard could refer to P.G.T. Beauregard, a Confederate General. Although that would be odd, considering Jefferson Davis and P.G.T. Beauregard hated each other on a personal level.

Civ Pro II (generally, the placement of lawsuits) was one of like, five classes that I can say I truly enjoyed during law school. To each their own.

Trump is definitely Lord Helmut, Ivanka is Princess Vespa, and this is how Trump spends his time in the Oval Office while Bannon fills out executive orders for Trump to sign:

that’s great that you could (not, I hope), care less about weight. Unfortunately, people with insecurities regarding their weight or appearance don’t always have that privilege. “I’m not racist, I’m color blind….”