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If my (nonexistent) boyfriend got me a cream to make my ass and my boobs bigger for Valentines Day, I would seriously reconsider the relationship. Nothing says romance like, “Your ass and tits could use a little work, babe.” Is this why I’m single? If so, I’ll keep it that way.

Jay Z, to my knowledge, has only ever been in trouble (besides pre-fame drug dealing) when he stabbed someone who he believed was bootlegging his CDs (in hindsight, that certainly explains his involvement with Tidal). He plead down to a misdemeanor. So, as far as celebs go, he is fairly clean.

Devil’s advocate: we allow people to insert cadaver ligaments into their arms in Tommy John surgery to fix a bad injury, so why can’t players take HGH to recover from injuries faster? It’s totally arbitrary to say “this supplement substance is morally wrong” while allowing players to take a laundry list of others and

Naw, solitary for life is in fact hell on earth and a fitting punishment.

Sorry, this isn’t banal evil, at least in the sense that Arendt introduced the term in Eichmann in Jerusalem. (If you have your own idiosyncratic sense of what ‘banal evil’ is, please share.) It is straight up evil, in the least banal way.

It took me way too long to figure out why you wanted a Carolina LB to be injured...

Welcome to the other side!

At first glance me thoughts he was holding up a bag of “ye olde fast food”.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.

I love that quote - “World was a better place when run by a sexual predator and a drunkard”. And guess what, it’s true.

RIP, Fred.

WTF get this capitalist imperialist off my screen

I agree. Movies shouldn’t even individually be judged by their diverse (or not) cast because all movies shouldn’t have 3 white people, an Asian, a Latino, and a black person. There should be movies that focus on the Asian perspective, even if it is just about the boringness of exurbs from an Asian perspective. Same

This Business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be luckily to live through it.

Watch the video. The judge answers your question in detail.

Greg Olsen: “I told you we shouldn’t have let Russell Wilson do a guest verse.”

You know she thinks other women don’t uphold their dignity when they dance in less “modest” ways. Modesty talk is gross.

Germany is a wonderful place but they still have a deep rooted guilt over WW2. I hate to use the term but it is a prime example of a libtard government.

He died doing what I love: