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If he turns her down, does she have a #2 choice?

She’s gonna be all like:

No buddy it is about intel exploitation.

My little 6th grade boys made me smile a few days ago. I have a sign on my desk that says “a witch lives here with her little monsters.” The boys were asking me what I wanted to dress up for Halloween. I didn't tell them because I wanted it to be a surprise. They said I should be a witch so they could be my little

Seriously, as a 25 year old who’s never had sex, where is everyone having all of this sex?

“Sex” comes from the Welsh word for “stop making forest babies”.

De Sade was one messed up dude.

It’s true, porn itself has changed. Which, to be very charitable, is maybe what the guy meant?

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I think you mean this scene from Final Destination 3

And hark at him referring to a sexual partner as ‘damaged goods’ whereas he is nobly struggling with insecurities.

[DESIRE FOR BUTTS INTENSIFIES]

This trend of mopey covers of songs for movies and TV needs to stop.

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The track (which Ciara describes as “unreal”) was originally performed by The Rolling Stones (whom Ciara describes as “one of music’s Greatest Bands), and was recorded for a Vin Diesel movie called The Last Witch Hunter (which Ciara describes as “unreal”).

I really hope the rest of the cover isn’t as mopey as that snippet. There should be an angry energy to that song.

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Haha, that Stones dig was so subtle, an Instagram account with less than a thousand followers. Then you watch this video from their 2013 Glastonbury gig and you realize, unlike Kanye, these guys can actually perform on a stage live!

1) “Paint it Black” is maybe my favorite Rolling Stones song