“Cats” and “too many” don’t belong in the same sentence. Unless it’s “There’s no such thing as too many cats”.

god bless this girl

they better not fuck this up because Road House is, essentially, a perfect movie.

Nicki also looks like Rita Repulsa.

What’s with the title and the incongruent content of this article?

May I introduce you to the phenomenon of . . . PEGGING?

All the best people I know are dogs.

That’s an unwarranted assumption.

“Feel Like Bacon Love”

Oh, they aren’t responsible, they’re just objects. The brother ruined another family’s property, so now his family’s property should be ruined.

fuckin love sandy. i think her and chris evans were/were rumored to be a thing for a while and i was pretty fucking supportive.

What happened with Jimmy John’s?

My father went through Ranger school when he fought in Vietnam. I talked to him about these women and he is very impressed by them. He thinks it great that they made it through because he knows how hard it can be. A thing I found interesting is he talked about how important it was to develop relationships with others…

This is how I picture all tabloid sources dishing:

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

“What’s the deal with Uber?”