Door # 1. Cute? No.

Natasha X Hyphen Y...Did you read the novel? I think it’s a “no” because, if did you’d know that this story is a complete and total F U to Hitler, Nazi’s, and the Reich. It’s a hilarious take on modern culture that speaks more to reality TV than endorsing Nazi’s.

Limiting the supply side is a money making benefit for the authorized suppliers.

It’s got to hurt...getting told by Gawker commenters, of all people, after passionately going full throttle on this ridiculous event.

Dear Captain Literal

Yes yes yes you’re experience matches mine! Eastern Euro women are on average tall, athletic, and pragmatic.

My wife originates from an adjacent former USSR hood known as Croatia.

My wife grew up on a goat-focused farm. Goat nuts reside high, tight, and very close to the asshole.

I saw an adult stretch his ball sack while laying on his back and yell “let’s go sailing”. It’s amazing how large an area the stretched sack occupies. You couldn’t actually navigate the high sea using the scrotal sail. But you may be able to get someone to buy a round of drinks.

You are an American Success Story!

Attempting to fuck a skater(s) and/or acquire marijuana?

That’s right he probably wears the same underwear for days in a row and doesn’t call his mom on Mother’s Day.

I saw that you said it did not mitigate the drivers action. However, it comes off exactly like someone who says “I’m not racist but...”. So no need to repeat that. I understand your point of view.

Some jackoff intentionally takes two people out and repeats he doesn’t care multiple times

That’s racist. Although the “a 1000 times worse”sounded like science while you typed it.

I hope jesus keeps that metal toilet seat you'll be sitting on warm bitch.

I hope jesus keeps that metal toilet seat you'll be sitting on warm bitch.

Next you will vlog about the blog where you discussed that comment you left on a message board about your tweet!

In the US there are no community sanctioned elder councils. There are no arraigned marriages. There is no formal caste system.

Your yelling for medieval punishment in the same comment you complain about being labeled a savage.