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You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce…

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Albert

Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put a bloody red sock on Pedo Bear.

You can’t put your hands on someone, simply because you don’t like their politics.

I think the pie in the face is a punchable offense.

Sure, I mean, of course I agree with that, dude, come on. But let’s at least be intellectually honest about it, even when the other side is not. You wrote that “Joe Ricketts believes that Donald Trump is a dangerous, untrustworthy misogynist. But still—better than a woman becoming president.” In fairness — such as it…

Shhhhh .... remember, you’re on a Gawker blog. Click-bait headlines and lack of research are pretty much requirements around here. I’ve stopped reading most articles here and jump straight to the source links.

Spain, France, Amsterdam

Yeah. She’s fighting to get the republicans to stop trying to take away her rights because she wants to work with them to take away the rights of others. What a role model.

because some Republicans in Oregon were nice to her about a religious issue this one time and she also hates gay people.

I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.

No lengua or head meat, Albert? Please revise headline, as it should read Gringo Taco Meats, Ranked, you awful hater of offal.