Okay, I have caved. Does anyone know of a different site that is as good as AV Club used to be? I am unfavouriting this site now.

Agreed. They are my favourite part of his books. I am not even kidding. Crichton gets criticised for his views but the best gift he ever gave us is reasoning to think outside convention. His books, and I would put State of Fear at the top of this list, are wonderful for that. I don't think that SoF is by any means a…

Hodge. Not Hodges. HODGE. HODGE!!!!!

Nonsense

Blood for cream! Blood for cream! Blood for cream!

Is Suzanne ready yet?

Hello, I'm George Cauldron.

"OH, DEAR GOD, NO!"

Favourite. Joke. Ever.

My feet are dirty. I need to wash them.

There's a dooin's a-transpirin'!

Psychopaths are the new sex symbols

And that squirtle was promptly lynched.

You mean "Meep Meep?"

(25 years from now)

… Leaving us relatively dry.

Sounds like that kid was Mad About SHOE!

That sounds like witch-talk to me.

I guess that you never watched Airwolf

Milhouse likes vaseline on toast