Am I the only person in the world who wishes he could hide $kaycog's posts to keep the "tits to cars" ratio lower? I'm reading jalopnik, not fleshbot, thanks!

Since in the USA there are around 13000 murders per year and people fucking up in their cars account for about 35000 deaths per year, I think these shitheads are worthy of police attention.

Thought about it.

I live in Battery Park City and work in the financial district. I frequently cross the West Side Highway late at night (I work long hours). Fuck you.

This was low hanging fruit. I doubt they have a lot of man hours on this.

Yeah yeah save the vitriol... I'm no fan of the NYPD at all (probably called them Fascists a few times myself), but the point is pretty obvious here: prevent copycats. Afroduck basically encouraged it, and when you start to have more people racing around NYC with impunity, you're bound to have something bad happen…

In college I interned at a major record label and most of my job was listening to every unsolicited demo. The other part of my job was telling people who would cold-call us that for legal reasons we threw all unsolicited demos straight into the trash.

I've got bad news for this guy, but I got WAY BETTER at sex by the time I got to my 4th partner.

Simply put, you were being reckless, he was not. You can never assume you have full reign of the road. Unless you're at a track or the road is otherwise closed to other users, you don't. Around any corner could be a guy on a horse, a bicycle, a rock that fell off the hillside, a broken down Range Rover, a sandy patch.…

I find myself laughing at how ironic it is that I agree with you, not with the "my greatest accomplishment was losing weight" people on this thread. And I'm someone who lost 80-90lb 12 years ago, and kept it off. So you'd think I'd be on the "Weight loss is awesome!" train, but nope. I'll sit right here at the sane…

Because I'm tired of the answers to all of life's problems being, "lose weight, fattie har har har". In a nutshell.

She can be proud all she wants, she worked hard. But in terms of society en masse, glorifying weight loss to the point of putting it on the news (even the Today show) is not healthy. It just fuels this horrible obsession our culture has with weight and thinness; with eating disorder levels as high as they are, maybe…

I know I feel healthier and happier for no longer giving a fuck about my weight, but no one's applauding me for that.

Nothing new here. I spent the first 22 years of my life in a conservative Christian community and its education system, and this is SOP. The best I can figure is that these women cling to these beliefs because it gives them a sense of security. As in, they slut shame in order to draw clear distinctions between…

Viewed as desire bubbling its way up through the various 1950s layers of repression and sexual hierarchical imperatives into the artist's hand, that sounds just about right.

If these were grown-ups wearing those expressions it becomes a fairly standard play on sexual power. The receiving boy looks cold and emotionless (he obviously holds the power in this situation). The girl is laughing because she doesn't have to play the role of slut and doesn't know how else to react, since she's…

I'd prefer that the driver be honest about his feelings towards safety. Instead of "I'm always in control," I'd rather he just admit "I don't care about other people."

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

I'd love to think getting rid of this outdated law that is harming jobs and manufacturing would be on the top of Congress's list of things to do, but I'm sure there's a vagina walking around free out there somewhere.