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Oh, how I wish you ran my company.

I wouldn't go so far as to call this a parody "ad." It's laid out more like a "lost dog" or "roommate wanted" flyer you'd find on the college bulletin board.

The copy, while a bit mean-spirited in tone, does contain a kernel of truth, but the former owner described drives more than just the Corolla, making it a weak

I say this as a white male (and very aware of white male privilege): I'm really tired of the fragile egos of dudes.

I'm kinda disheartened by all the GTA Fox-News-style hate going on in the comments. I agree with Laura 100% that the story should have at least toyed with the idea of a female protagonist as it would have opened up a lot of potential in the narrative (at least we can still crate female characters in multiplayer...

*crosses fingers*

Long ago, in the early days of what was then called the "women's lib" movement, a great symphony orchestra in the American Middle West wanted to open its ranks to women musicians—really, it did—but its distinguished judges were forced to conclude (with deepest regret) that the problem was, women musicians simply

Anyone know how I can register my lady parts as a corporation? Pretty sure that's the only way Republicans will leave them the fuck alone so I can do as I please with my body.