What ISN'T it doing?

"Stripping Copper" was the Halloween costume I picked out for myself last year.

Under. Siege. 2.

What Color Is Your Hitler?

Wait. How about "what if the Founding Fathers were all women?"

In America's Hipster Dairyland it's known as mehlk.

Um, LEAVE THE BRONX?

NEW BAND NAME CLAIMED

INNNNDEEEEEEED

Words to live by.

That's an awful thing to call Misty Mundae.

Why? 'Cause he's fat? A fat ass? A big, fat, sweaty fat ass?

Maybe in the movie itself, but the trailer's gotta have something pithier, snappier. We're not wanting to give the whole plot away, y'know.

That, or I Feel Good.

According to softcore porn, pool sex is not only easily accomplished, it's also fun for all involved.

"How about a nice Hawaiian donkey punch?"

Bachelor: Re-enacting The Building of The Hoover Dam

NO I WILL NOT -

Aren't "allegations of misconduct" kind of why this show exists in the first place?

Side note: Do NOT Google "hung parliament."