They're randomly loaded. It's a little game I play.

But of course!

… aannnnd my deep hunger for affection from strangers has been sated!

Did someone say Monorail?

The first "bomp"? Tennessee Ernie Ford. The last "bomp"? William Faulkner. No one knows who did the second.

Question: I fear the encroachment of technological change as middle-aged white males fear the encroachment of new neighbors in the house next door. Will my fears come to fruition with rapidity, or should I start stocking up on shelf-stable food items for an apocalyptic event that may never come?

Chick-fil-a Sauce is great with fries, theirs or anybody else's.

Well, how about Operation Double 007?

And Hilary Swank - allegedly the star of the NKK - isn't allowed to actually fight the bad guy IIRC. The guy playing her love interest has more fight scenes.

Whoa! Just droppin' that T-bomb like it don't matter!

PHOTOS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

I thought that movie ended with me throwing my VCR out the window.

A totally outrageous paradigm.

Check.

Needs access to a time machine.

Trump's new White House Communications Director.

I like it! Make it shorter, I'll buy it!

DUBYA DALTREY.

Nix Fox Spex: Flix Spox

I love that song!