I wonder what Giant Baby will do when - and this is a "when," not an "if" - a tornado lays waste to some city in the Midwest or the South this summer, killing and injuring dozens of people, destroying homes and businesses. A catastrophe of this size will call for leadership that is tempered by empathy and respect.

Her defense that it wasn't supposed to be a public post only highlights the fact that, subconciously, she couldn't justify her own cruel actions to herself.

"Day 14: Knievel stayed in trailer all day pouting again after Leslie Nielsen mercilessly teased him with that fart machine of his. Buttons and I played about a hundred hands of gin, and pretended we were on the set of a good movie."

Bill O'Reilly: Smug is my neutral expression!

Yep. ABC wasn't about to pay for a seventh season of a show that didn't draw the 18-49 crowd, particularly if it meant getting only one bite of the apple. Even though ABC steered extensions to non-owned sitcoms like "Modern Family" (another 20th TV show), "The Middle" (from Warner) and "The Goldbergs" (from Sony),…

Look, it's Donald Pleasance - and he's dreaming of Fred Williamson!

Don't you ever try to out-dress me again!

You'd be right. That goofy character does some AWFUL shit.

And - surprise - it's actually pretty damn good. Certainly better than Imaginary Mary.

"I may be a liar, a cheater, a thief and a treasonous whore, but I'm definitely NOT a cannibal! TRUMP 2020!"

Sex? Life?

You notice the peculiar indentation in their foreheads?

People who willingly keep Long John Silver's in business.

MIND. BLOWN.

MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT

… but you might be a redneck!

Read this in a Sean Connery accent. Kinda gives it a Bond-ian vibe.

I thought he was Seann William Scott's professional double, Scott William Seann.

Oh, The "Dwayne Johnson" Rock, you paint with words …

Lumpy's gonna threaten to take his little football and go home.