Hand. Rim. Blow.

Or there will be …

Hey, that's pretty good!

COP ROCK WAS AMERICA'S FIRST ATTEMPT AT A GRITTY, REALISTIC CRIME STORY FROM THE STREETS - FEATURING A RAP NUMBER WRITTEN BY RANDY NEWMAN

Once you've hit the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the barrel …

HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH COP ROCK?

No. Nothing's worse than that.

Or his authentic cardboard cutout?

The concept is fun, and the voice-over was spot-on, but the piece ultimately didn't work for me. Maybe I've watched Silence of the Lambs too many times (it's a top-20 of all time IMHO), but …

Wouldn't be surprised if he already owned his own multinational corporation, delivering cheeseburgers to hungry little sisters around the world.

Van Boy is the hero America needs right now.

Yeah, Cinemascore is a rather hollow metric, unless the film is either a spectacular hit or dismal failure, and even then, it's only useful in a predictive way.

My God, it's the Razorback, an MST invention exchange item!

And a Jenner shall accept a large check to lead the art-directed revolution …

As long as it features pop-culture references that are instantly dated, fart AND poop jokes, and a wacky dance party, Shrek 5 will be the greatest animated motion picture of all time!

You're the one who wanted me to put more peppers in the gumbo!

To paraphrase NewsRadio: Here's an idea, Lumpy. Get a time machine, travel back about 30 years, and then you can be one of the first thousand journalists to cover this story. But promise me you'll stay away from the Lambada! That forbidden dance is a powder keg waiting to explode!

No Dennis Franz? Four-time Emmy winner? A DePalma regular? Some skel must be breakin' balls over dis bagga crap …

And with that, Skynet decides to call off the whole "exterminating humankind" thing.

And what about Beauty and the Beast, with all the hardcore gay sex that got cut out?