Shannon Whirry, Shannon Tweed and Nick Cassavetes star in the white-hot thriller that's just for adults …

He had also been a host on The Movie Channel, back when they were kind of an MTV of premium services - a movie VJ, if you will.

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The Mary Jane Girls would have sung "In My House," which would have been produced by Rick James.

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But what about the Star Wars Holiday Special? My life will never be complete unless I can watch all those 70s-era celebrities humiliating themselves for cash on a 60-foot screen.

None of you have heart valves, right?

He got shocked all the way back to Oz …

Could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

I only hope that this movie finally features the one element of driving that the others never did: successful parallel parking by a kid with a learner's permit.

Censorship is not the American way!

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Possible. Also maybe he had one real eye and one fake eye and the fake eye would keep popping out whenever he was on one of his jags of vitriol.

How many is a cord of bodies?

Sure, she had a lotta sex, but it was all simulated …

Yeah, I wanted to get my Bachelor's of assholery, but I was like, fuck that, I'm not payin' 200 bucks a credit hour for something I can learn for free on Twitter.

Gotta have someone to shoot.

And I kept insisting that we didn't even need the Evil dial.

But not as bad as those Swedish Fish.