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"She said yes, and everybody heard her."

… and for three hots and a cot, says his agent.

Stove Top instead of potatoes?

DANA ROHRBACHER IS ORVILLE REDENBACHER IN THE ADOLPH RICKENBACHER STORY

Lincoln, Nebraska, was also a finalist. My brother was working in the Federal courthouse in Lincoln when Oklahoma City happened; he says that when he walks past it now, he gets a sick feeling in his stomach.

WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN, POPULATION YOU

Tell me about it. I can argue about the division of Godzilla and State for days.

As long as we finally have a scene in which a young Bruce Wayne witnesses his parents being gunned down in the street, I'll be satisfied.

… but … but …

DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS DINOSAUR OMELETTES FOR EVERYONE

Are you saying you don't want Godzillas?

Yep. Grrl's a computer genius. This is established by the throwaway line earlier in the film: "I'm not a nerd, I'm a hacker."

You wouldn't know it, it only aired one time … in Canada … and it was in Esperanto …

THAT'S WHAT MY PROCTOLOGIST SAID

CLAP CLAP

Yup. Totally killed off the sequel, where Kevin Bacon travels back in time to stop the remake.

You give ONE interview to a major magazine where you come off as a truly awe-inspiring douchenozzle and then whine about how unfair the interviewer was - which only deepens the awe - and suddenly YOU'RE the whiny, spoiled brat with the remarkably punchable face.

Ahhhh. The essence of Iowa. Let it power through your nostrils and burrow itself deeply into your soul.

Yeah, I suppose an ineptly written song can be played ineptly.

It may be two hours late, but this pizza's still pretty warm!