If they were alive today, they would've been the headliner at Trump's Inaugural Ball!

Will her hearing be a falls-count-anywhere, no disqualification match?

… and the Slenderman's heart grew three sizes that day …

Open your MS-DOS manuals to Chapter 4.

Shhh … Xenu will hear you …

DC: 500 Shades of Grey

Tell me about it. I accompanied my younger brother - a true Bats aficianado - to one of the theatrical presentations of The Killing Joke (which he and I disliked, he rather vehemently). He told me afterward that the people he sat next to were so uninformed about the characters and the situations that it was clear they…

DC Entertainment: No, We Can't Be Funny, But We Can Make Everything Look Gray, Does That Count?

DC Entertainment: Hey, We Can Do That Funny Thing That Marvel Does Too!

NBC turned into Fox News so gradually, I hardly even noticed.

I also like the bit about holding out during interrogation.

I just ambushed you with a cup of coffee!

TESTICULAR ELECTRICUTIONS FOR EVERYONE

Looking for more "soft sensuality," Trump voters? Tonight on D.C. After Dark:

I don't think Mr. Flavor Town up there has washed his hands since the day he became permanently lost in his collection of Limp Bizkit CDs.

Expendables 4: Sylvester Stallone Continues to Overestimate His Value As A Box Office Draw

"Sold Out"?

But first …

SHE'S DANCING WITH A SPITTING IMAGE PUPPET

I'M DRIVING WITH MY MIND