I'll get on that as soon as I finish my piano lessons.

Hasn't 2016 taken enough of our heroes?

ASTERISK ACCEPTED AS BADGE OF HONOR

Tonight on Sexy Pope, Sexy Pope goes undercover to break up a jewel smuggling ring, but finds himself mitre-deep in danger when a chance meeting with the Dalai Lama threatens his cover.

I KNOW I'LL GO FROM PRIEST TO BISHOP

DON"T GIVE THE TRUMPSTER ANY IDEAS

Something something ARCHdiocese.

Meanwhile, Fattydude65 and Fattydude67 are both trying to take credit for this heroic work.

Rogue One Two: Testing … Testing …

Poom!

And then the dump truck full of money was backed up to her door.

BRUCE WILLIS WAS THE SLED

Would you like the hashed browned potato puck with that for just a dollar more?

I got a hip dysplasia alert for this?

MMMMMM … HAMBURGER HELPER SANDWICH

Silly Reposted Lt. Broccoli Comments, Ann Coulter doesn't have a vagina! She'd have to be an actual human woman first - and there's no evidence of that.

FROM THE HIDE CELLAR

DAMN YOU GEICO LIZARD

I don't believe he will spend more than two weeks in the White House over his entire term - and that includes all the photo ops.

These sound ultra-terrifying to five-year-old me.