Depends.

WE DO CHICKEN RARE

SALUTE THE PANCAKES DAMMIT

Bitchcraft! was my 178th favorite band for a week last year!

I think the fake blood wrote the series finale.

… you can't make me, you can't make me …

TRUMP NO UNDERSTAND IRONY

GOOD GRIEF

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN?

EWTN News isn't quite Fox News with quieter speaking voices and less flashy graphics (that's CBN News), but for those folks who long for the days of pre-Vatican II, it's a good start.

Jack Chick taught me the TRUTH. He taught me that I can be cruel and vicious to everyone I meet, or a raging racist, or a death-dealer, or a sexual predator, and all I have to do is ask Jesus to be my Savior, and POOF, I'm on my way to His glorious embrace, HALLELUJAH, AMEN. (And I get to keep doing the awful stuff I…

IT'S ALL RIGHT

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The Hidden is a great, fun surprise, a movie that not enough people know about. Kyle MacLachlan as an alien cop? Claudia Christian carrying a big gun? Creepy FX and car chases?

Will they get Jack Black? Barry Pepper? Seth Green? Jake Busey? Scott Caan? Jason Lee as his *SPOILER ALERT FOR 18-YEAR-OLD MOVIE* dead character?

A Sexy Ken Bone costume?

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Oops. No, it wasn't.

Implication is such an ugly word.

Implication is such an ugly word.