“One more brick in the road towards Sharia Mutants ruling America!”

Dear The AV Club,

Megyn Kelly has an expression of permanent self-satisfied smugness that only Gary Larson had been able till now to represent, and that only rarely, on the odd dog, maybe a cow once.

yeah, you’re gonna get titillators.

I am torn. I both approve of a Female Doctor, and at the same time see the casting as a too-little-too-late empty gesture impelled purely by shallow PC motives not held by the cynical folk who made the decision.

Like a broken clock, a room of ivory-tower pandering dinosaurs can be right twice a decade.

I notice that this is a “RECAP” and not a “REVIEW”. Are you paid differently for recaps?

/duck tape

in HIS brain, he’s being accused of being attracted to the ladies. “What’s wrong with being attracted to the ladies?” he screams to beleaguered staffers with mortgages to pay.

The racism that had north europeans calling south europeans “Dagos” and the like. For being “swarthy” and for their women having moustaches. You know, all that shit you said, making swarthy mediterranean immigrants to the US into second-class dirtbags that Good People would never marry their daughters to

And for lower-budget options, your mother is just too busy with the Rub ‘n’ Tug, and your ‘wife’ is actually a Slender Teen manequin you stole from the busted pallette pile behind the Best Buy.

Fuck your casual racism, Ed. You are no treat.

Chris Pratt, if he wasn’t a huge movie star?

Pretty sure it’s bubonic plague. I mean, i heard from a friend who’s got a cousin that it’s bubonic plague.

Scabies are the worst. Absolutely non-ethal, except for they make you want to kill yourself.

Dear The Walking Dead:

oh i’ll quibble that

there are no comedic gods. There’s a god of cruelty who temps the profolio, that’s about it

Everybody knew Cosby, his name, his persona. Relatively few knew Weinsteinès name, fewer still his face or persona or reputation. It’s easy to hate a non-human, but we resist hating a human. It’s blinkered and unwise, but it bespeaks an innate monkey loyalty to the elders.

Of course the wiser program to run is that of…

That’s right; it is not symmetrical.

i’d say, in this situation we’re in now, a man can say “MeToo” if he was sexually assualted or threatened, where he had his own legitimate fear employed as a weapon against himself. If you weren’t afraid by the power the assaluter had over you, then maybe this discussion isn’t one you should throw down into.

Maybe high intelligence, low wisdom?