Jalopnik EIC Patrick George was asking for feedback:

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Have you met the quarterback?

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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That letter was as heartfelt and genuine as an apology your mom forced you to make to your sister when you were nine. 

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

Complaining that the cameras caught it? Seriously? Are we upset when the cameras catch whether they drag their feet for a catch, or whether a fumble occurs before being down? Darn technology

All team doctors should be impartial 3rd parties chosen annually by that team’s owner and an NFLPA representative who is only responsible to the player and can remain in HIPAA compliance.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to take several penalty kicks to the groin.”

He has a very bad case of bond-villain face

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

In his defense, the longer he stays on stage, the longer Robocop has to triangulate his location and shoot his dick clean off.

Since he only started one year in college, he has a lot less miles than those glory boys!

We could call it a hando, but, well... you know.

I like to take the dog out to shit in my man clogs.

The guy they have now is ok, but the pure athleticism that Trubisky has that he has been aching to unleash, keeps me thinking that the Bears made the right move.  Sure, the other guys drafted have “better results” early on, but this is someone who’s gonna be around seemingly forever!

Wait... do we still call it a typo when it’s handwritten? What were such errors referred to as before the advent of typing? If Jefferson fucked up on the Declaration of Independence did he call it a writo? And if he didn’t, shouldn’t he have?