My kids

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

“Stick to candy!”

I don’t know about you, but if all the sports content is this sports-like, I might spend my valuable sports clicks here at DeadStickingtoSports all the sporting time!

Exquisite sports content

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

*chef's kiss*

Stick to commenting!

But it does need more sprots, that’s for sure. 

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

This, so much this.

This

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS