They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

“Are you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?”

That’s not exactly a fair case, because Leicester City’s 2015-16 was such a huge deviation from the norm. In 26 seasons of the EPL, only twice has a title been won by another club besides Man U, Man City, Chelsea, and Arsenal - Leicester 15-16 and Blackburn 94-95. That’s out of 49 total clubs which have spent at least…

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

Hey, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Yeah but nothing beats winning the dectuple of the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup, Cup Winners Cup, Charity Shield, Cup Winners Winners Cup, Premier Champions Cup Shield, FA Cup Charity Shield, and Champions Premier FA Cup Winners Charity League Shield.

Or, imagine a truly despised team goes 16-0 in the regular season, blitzes through the playoffs, and then is upset by a(n admittedly loathsome if not by half) “underdog” led by a man-child with permanent derp face in some sort of culminating event.

Then fucking win in the playoffs?

Comments like this are why I still get on the internet

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

It’s all bullshit.

That tracks.  Thanks for the clarification.

I think the idea here is that the height differences don’t necessarily reflect the fact that they wore shoes before but didn’t wear them this time, so much as they reflect the fact that the previous official height listings were bullshit. What I am saying is, I think these ones also are bullshit.

Like every other American, I tell them the tallest height I think they’ll believe.

Bill Walton did the same shit. He’s actually 7-2 or 7-3 but he always listed his playing height as 6-11 because he thinks 7 footers are considered freaks. Here’s a picture of him with 7 footer Robert Parish.......

This is actually a pretty common thing among very tall NBA players, and one that has been written about in WaPo and elsewhere. Durant doesn’t want to be a seven footer, and neither did Kevin Garnett and several others. Broadly, seems like the story is that they’re people who felt insecure about being taller than…

While I’m delighted to read that Mahomes avoided major knee damage, I’m even more concerned than before that they are going to rush Mahomes back to the field too soon for the damage to properly heal. As mentioned elsewhere, they’re probably looking at a 1-2 stretch there, even possibly 0-3 as I have no idea how that…

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

as a Chiefs fan.. thats really optimistic.