“PS-We need better coaching”

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

In fairness, the Twins had a .518 winning percentage against the four other AL playoff teams this year. 

How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

+1 MakeSanFranciscoGreatAgain

As a fantasy owner of OBJ, I also ask what has happened to Beckham.

This comment is greater then stars it has been given thus far.  +1 

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

The Browns are sorely missing wide receiver Rashard Higgins, out four weeks with a knee injury, and had to make do instead with Antonio Callaway,

I’m a 51 year old man who owns a lightsaber, several droids, a robotic dinosaur, and at least 3 pairs of Star Wars boxers - one of which I am currently wearing.

Fucking September truthers on this site, I swear to fucking god

Eh, I’m fine with each bike having advantages/disadvantages. It becomes Chun-Li vs. Ryu. If you want to use Chun-Li? Fine. Sagat? Go for it. Pick whichever Character (Bike) fits your fighting (Riding) style.

The most strongest Kinja +1

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

You take that back. Gran Turismo 2 looked way better than that.

That said, the following are all real:

bear
ever
national
governing body
have
a process
Zwift
I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

“It seems peculiar to me that an official cycling national championship race would allow competitors to ride different virtual bikes and start on a less-than-level playing field, but that’s probably why I am neither a cycling bureaucrat nor an esports champion.”

This.

Really glad he said this.  I know some people that listen to him who probably need to hear it.