I bet Dabo Swinney's phone was ringing at 5:02.

Kind of unprofessional not to do it first thing in the morning, and instead wait until he was two hours into eating tape.

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

“Free the Juice” is the least surprising thing I see here

Well, best case is sticking the landing, wowing a comely Buffalo lady with his courage and athleticism, and parlaying it into this . . .

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

“What was he thinking?”

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.

It would be a Music City Miracle if he survived that one.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

You join the mafia, you either end up in prison or a body bag. That’s the risk you take 

It really tied the room together.

Or “Dude-a-rino” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

You sound like the kind of dude who’s takin’ it easy for all us sinners...

‘Boss’ for me is always from a Persian cabbie taking me to LaGuardia.

Feel free to add your own.

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

Abide 

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.