It’s French for The Test Tube.

As a Twins fan, we had this similar moment when Joe Mauer took the field in his catcher’s gear for one last inning at Target Field.

Ah, yes. The encouraging “he’s not paralyzed” tweet. Ain’t footbaw swell?

Wait, did you mean to reference an ‘Adams’ in the quote near the end? Or did you meant Avonte?

Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

Word is, Keogh, Lawrence and Bennett ordered one last round of pints before they foolishly drove drunk. All three of the pints had a fly in the glass. I guess Bennett politely asked for a new pint. Lawrence apparently picked out the fly and kept began drinking. Bennett pulled out the fly by its wings and yelled “spit…

So a Welshman, an Englishman, and an Irishman walked into, then out of a bar?

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This is why I come to Deadspin for medical questions.

Because all of the beer will just fall out of the hole in the back his head, dumbass.  Don’t you know anything about how the body works?

This is pretty standard stuff. Gotta burn through those vacation and sick days before you leave your employer

He has better children?

This is tough because Harper was/is fun as shit to watch play, but personally insufferable. Dumb and self-righteous and also just dumb as dog shit.

Belgian rider Ilan Van Wilder, who also fell en route to an eventual 37th-place finish, told a Belgian paper that the rain changed everyone’s strategy. “It is super-dangerous and I think it is irresponsible to let it go ahead.”

this roster is all gristle, no meat. But there’s one man who thrives in that situation: Jim Tomsula. That guy can make a hearty stew out of anything.

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

“Don’t shit where you eat. Words to live by. They find you rummaging through their dumpsters, they’re not going to let you use the bathroom anymore. Find a dumpster on the next block, or better yet, a grocery store. Those best buy dates on the food are to product the manufacturers, not the customers, they’re still…

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.