Palate (as in palate-cleanser)

Palette

Pallet

Congratulations, you found Skyline appealing; your prize is that you are now condemned to live out your years on Ohio.

Bears: Italian Beef shoulder or GTFO

Who the fuck got their chocolate in my peanut butter???

I see we let our subscription to Cinemax lapse. 

Someone isn’t a child of the late 80's/early 90's.

Split the difference and get them a gift from the gift shop of the destination airport.  Who doesn’t need another refrigerator magnet?

Why the fuck is HR calling me again?

Chili is great, but if I have to hear some sanctimonious prick try to tell me one more time that they “prefer a white chili with chicken and cilantro” I will fight them. Call that THING whatever you want to call it, but do not call it chili! Chili is red, red like the fires of hell, and should never contain poultry.…

I’m a groomsman in a destination wedding on Memorial Day Weekend. Between flights, accommodations, wardrobe, etc. I’ve sunk over a grand into this (Note: Fuck destination weddings).

What the fuck is a search engine?

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

Hey my hometown made it onto Deadspin for googly eyed rather than racist reasons, which qualifies as a mild upset.  Seeing this article was very disorienting for me.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

Congrats Bill Simmons, you are no longer the writer I'm most ashamed of enjoying during my younger days. Yeesh what a jackass 

Haven’t too many holes already been poked in the Sandusky saga?