Meanwhile, I’ve had 2 (debatably 3) home runs in 2019. We need some trickle down home run stuff. We are the fans.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

Lawrence Taylor told me to “fuck off” when I was 11.

or 3) your parents parlay it into your 15 minutes (or more) of fame. The kid gets a DeMarcus Lawrence jersey for Christmas, parents contact the Cowboys public relations people and arrange a whole thing where he meets DeMarcus again after a game, gets his new jersey signed in front of media people, goes on the Today…

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Kid’s just lucky he didn’t show up in Philly with the wrong jersey.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Kind of shocked by this.

I mean that kid CAN NOT be more than 10. So, as a Giants fan, this isn't even in the top 20 most embarrassing things he's experienced. 

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

So rather than genuine personality conflict, it sounds like the dispute between Antonio Brown and Ben Roethlisberger was more of a “Tastes Great / Less Filling” type of problem.

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Corona isn’t even the best cheap Mexican beer. Corona is bad, skunk beer, and is only saved by adding lime juice, which is delicious in just about anything.

I’m going to strongly disagree with all of this. Natural Light is underrated, Corona costs more than domestics and would not be considered cheap, and I haven’t touched a Keystone in two decades.

Somewhere, on a large pile of money, Tony Fossas laughs at “93". 

And not all is lost for lefties. The vast majority of first basemen are left-handed and, if you’re a lefty and can throw harder than 93, you can have a 10 year career floating around various bullpens.

I find myself to be a little more tolerant of people using “we” when they’re referring to a college team at a school they attended. “We” seems appropriate in that sense.

Yeah, that’s always been my rule of thumb. If you’re watching a game, at the stadium or at home, go ahead with “We should have scored” or “The Refs are screwing us”.

i think it’s fine as long as the fans are just talking about on-field accomplishments. “We win” or “we lost” is perfectly fine. The moment someone starts using we in reference to front office decisions, the culture of the team, or charity done by the team, I know that person is delusional.