Some dipshit probably looked at some engagement report and decided to drive eyeballs to the low graphic by using the color with the highest response rate. Or something basically the same with different marketing words/studies.

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

“I think preventing a federal crime...”

Seriously, why go to the switch this soon?

Any time you’ve got a Hall of Fame guy that doesn’t dress, man, it’s a slap in the face. switch across the balls.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

The neck tattoo comment is a cheap-shot. The Philadelphia municipal code requires neck tattoos to be admitted to any public sporting event. 

Still more conference championships than Notre Dame.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I 100% believe Gruden was hyped by that video

Gruden saying “Please stop this shit” was just him trying to get the sewage leak fixed at the Coliseum.

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

Your intolerance of my intolerance towards your intolerance about my intolerance makes you a bigot. Checkmate, libtards.

I’m pretty stoked my letter made it in this time.

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

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You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.