I think we found Bret Stephens’ kinja username

That’s exactly what a bot would say

Like throwing bananas at your own team’s black soccer players?

Oh tell us where you’re from then? I’d love to hear what Utopia YOU come from lol. This whole planet is trash bro, stop acting like you are somehow above it all along with whatever shithole you came from. 

On this episode of “Let’s remember some failed police propaganda programs”: D.A.R.E.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

I get the feeling that your follow-up to every “MAN UP MILLENNIALS!” comment is a butthurt email to someone’s boss about that tweet where they called you a bedbug.

I forget who said it, but someone once said that every day Twitter has a new main character and you never want it to be you.

Exactly. He doesn’t even understand why this blew up in his face.

“Like bedbugs on your wedding day”

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

Phew. First work day after Megan left and no Barry to read had me worried.

Red and yellow feel like pretty obvious choices.

If you believe your career could be threatened because somebody else called you a bedbug, you are in the wrong career. Now if you’re willing to sacrifice your career because someone called you a bedbug, that’s on you.

I would frame that email and put it up in my office just like I framed the printout from the College Republicans website at a previous university that declared me a “communist indoctrinator.”

So to recap, Mr. “Our Society is Collapsing Because Free Speech on College Campuses is Being Threatened by Snowflakes!” is trying to get a media professor fired for a bit of criticism delivered as a harmless, pithy joke.