“Sir, this is an empty room”

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

It’s like he timed it just for this. 

If only RGIII had made the prudent decision to retire before the 2013 playoffs...

It’s almost like the NFL cherry-picked Green for 60M to feature as an example of a player who makes brain disease look inspirational. Not saying they did, but the story seemed like that.

Don’t forget Cris Carter’s admonitions to always have a fall guy in your crew!

And Colts fans booed Andrew Luck for walking away.

This should be mandatory reading at the NFL rookie symposium, instead of having Antonio Cromartie telling them to use condoms and Adrian Petersen handing out his financial planner’s business card.

“I wish I had met you sooner so I could have lived you longer.” I’m gonna tell this to my girl the very moment that I see her again.

Thank you, Debra.

God, that line at the end. Crying at my desk. Thank you for writing and publishing this.

I really needed this tonight.

1. Thanksgiving dinner

Where is "none?" The only thing worse than throwing up something, is throwing up nothing.

35B. Being hit by a bus whose driver is vomiting

Spaghetti should be No. 1.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Bright, guys. 

I really hope they can make their relationship turn around.

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.