Of course, fans can boo. But also, people are entitled to call you an asshole if you do.

I think there is a way to thread this needle without throwing around words like “quitter” and “idiotic”

Did you just rank Andrew Luck higher than...Johnny Unitas?!

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

Too not white for that.

This is clearly the worst thing that’s ever happened to OJ Simpson. 

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

White people like Desmond Howard because he makes Stuart Scott look like Malcolm X.

“I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X huh motherfucker.”

I didn't want to star this, but you are really twisting my arm.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

Keith David will always be #1 for his role in Requiem for a Dream...

Sanders was, bar none, the most physically gifted human being I’ve ever seen play the game of football.

That headline, devoid of the context of his birthday, made me think he died. Glad to know he’s alive. RIP, however, to those defenders’ ankles.