Three board members resign, who will then be replaced by the remaing board members who don’t have the same sense of shame of those who resigned.

I want to meet the person who read Moby Dick and decided that the moral of the story was that Ahab needed to git gud.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

For the second consecutive New Year’s Day, Arizona Arians lose one of their own.

But the Cure for Cancer (built collaboratively through the World Congress) sent my empire into a Golden Age, and netted me +3 Happiness per City and +5 Food from every Medical Lab!

I know you think you see an opportunity here, Vince, but all the flag-humping in the world ain’t gonna make people want to watch shitty football featuring sub-practice-squad-level players.

Waffles!

Satisfying

We are Boston circa 2002.

Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.

Jesus Christ is the least important aspect of modern Christianity.

So OSU having 3 wins better than Bama’s best win means zero eh

Speaking of salt, you should throw some on your comments cause they are all bland as hell

I think the better lesson is schedule Mercer instead of Oklahoma because it really doesn’t matter who you play as long as you only have 1 loss. I’m a buckeye fan and am actually happy about this, we would of gotten beat by Clemson imo (not as bad as last year but still), and I honestly think Alabama is going to get…

Maybe I’m stupid. But even if the SEC is better than the Big 10, shouldn’t Wisconsin have been in the discussion if Bama was? Their only loss was by one score in the Big 10 championship game. Bama’s only keynote out of conference win was Week 1 against FSU and hey got beaten thoroughly by a three loss team that was…

Shouldn’t that read:

Cashier: Are you guys gonna rob the store?

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

[gunner in your CivPro class furiously masturbates]