Hi, Ottawa Senators here. Have you heard of this fellow named “Daigle”? Good actor, apparently.

How can this be “worst tweet” when it is clearly “best tweet?”

I’ve never truly understood exactly how to use a bidet and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

In my experience, every attempt by the bachelorette to impose a “Jack & Jill” party on the guy has been done specifically because the girl assumes all the worst bachelor party nightmare scenarios (Hookers/Blow/SquirtingStrippers/etc) can and will occur.

Re Palffy: As an Islanders fan who was about 10 years old in the Palffy era, he was my dude. Though I acknowledge that I'm in a weird niche.

When I was in Middle School in the nineties, you walked out into the woods to find where someone left their porno mag.

THIS WAS A THING.

That’s disgusting.

Grandpere Tiger: He’s inexplicably French

Honestly, Moskovitz’s body of work alone more than justifies Gawker’s existence.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

Daniel Tiger: where all the women wear pants, and the men... don’t?

How about Peppa Pig?

It started when my daughter began ending her sentences with “Meow”. She could barely talk, but god damnit if she didn’t meow at the end of a sentence.

I don’t understand how Prince Tuesday can be such a good, upstanding member of the royalty (that guy has like 4 jobs), when his little brother Prince Wednesday is such a little bitch.

When you’re feeling mad and you wanna road, take a deep breath... And count to four.

Katerina is the worst. My daughter now says, “She’s whiny!” The truth hurts kids.

One of my other favorite parts of Civ 4 was the most fantastic opening theme in video game history. Baba yetu!

That’s right. A very quick Google search reveals a Mohammed Khan on trial for suspected murder of his sister and wife, in Canada; an American teen who tried to join ISIS; a Pakistani man who committed fraud... It doesn’t take a genius to see why the name might be on some kind of list. That's why the TSA offers redress…