To: Baseball Writers’ Association of America

“Hyperbole serves no one ever.”

the book, and the commentary thereto, are effectively found in one book by some E. Gibbon on some decline or fall or something or another.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Don’t worry. You can rest assured that I would also make unfunny jokes about Muslim quarterbacks.

THE PEOPLE DEMAND ANSWERS. If I don’t know how to make pork chops in a recipe peppered with enough expletives to serve as Lebowski fan-fiction, I lose a reason to give you click$, Gawker.

Please come back, Albert.

Easy - you take your 60k, split it in half, then for each half proceed as follows:

A certified used Tesla Model SP85 is only 66,800....

Lieber Herr Demuro,

Some old Rolls Royce

The judges would also accept “hearse.”

I feel like an old limo would lead to a ton of shenanigans! Who doesn’t like shenanigans?

First generation Viper. It would be interesting to hear about something that could kill you and it would give you enough room to find a second car. Like the Hummer/GT-R.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

This.

Romo had a better game than Cam. Cam didn’t throw any TDs for the Panthers, but Romo threw 2.

Buckeye fan - play calling on offense has been the weak spot all year. Losing Tom Herman was huge, he’s a great coach. They were never able to get rolling on offense this season, and it caught up to them today.

If you spent most of your life away from your family because you travel for your job, you would be pissed if one of the main perks of that situation was lessened/taken from you after already being incurred.