Oh god, seal the deal! My seal deal! I got to get to Sea Land! I’m selling five of their sickest seals to a third-world zoo.

Chelsea should worry about simply making it into any European competition, not just the Champions League, at this point.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

Beat by a third string QB when you’re the #1 team in the country and you spend the entire game trying to keep up with a team that supposedly shouldn’t be on the field with you? Yeah, whupped.

Didn’t Urban Meyer and the Buckeyes whip the shit out of Alabama in the Sugar Bowl? If you’re going to troll, at least be good at it like Ken M.

And unlike most Idiots On The Field, ESPN actually aired them!

If that’s how you deer hunt, be prepared to receive a ration of shit from every deer-hunting Midwesterner. You set up your tree stand in an area with a lot of deer. You wait for the deer. If one comes by, you damn better make sure you get the shot off and get the kill, otherwise your sorry ass is tracking a bloody…

I read that as a reply to the idea that a bird was released from a cage were the guide was standing.

This is American rich person hunting, equivalent to English Noble’s pheasant hunting where the Lords sit on the firing line while birds were flushed to them.

I guarantee you that field was seeded with captive birds and the guides worked the dogs and got a bird to sit, walked Huckabee up, then flushed the bird for him.

As…

Chelsea. They won the league at a canter last year.

We felt the same way last year with Slava Voynov. - LA Kings Fan

As a Pats fan who knows his team has engaged in shady stuff...part of me loves that teams are always so paranoid about them. If you’re entering the game thinking the Pats already know what you’re doing, you’ve already lost.

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

I love Wilfork, he’s always seemed like a cool thoughtfull dude, not just another musclehead athlete.

Vince Wilfork for President.

Where's the controversy? Of course they bribed their way to hosting the World Cup. That's how you get to host the World Cup. Is that a secret or something?