Citation of any form is for risk averse hacks.

No joke here, but it would be incredible if this entire thing fell apart over a response in an AMA.

No. Having an FCS team come into the Big House and beating the number 5 team in the nation is crazier than Michigan fumbling on a punt and losing to a better team. I’m not going to have this debate with you.

Now you're just trolling.

Not even Michigan’s worst loss:

This may be the most clueless, laughably incorrect, prisoner of the moment hot take ever made in deadspin history. Someone tell me a post that's worse. You can't. Keep trying.

Wide right, 1991. Not sure you can even put a state rivalry game in the same category.

We’re very placid people, but you don’t wanna be on our bad side...

I prefer to get my cooking advice from your staff tech writer, Albert Burneko.

“Cristiano, I want to apologize for my agent’s statements. The truth is I hate you with the blazing heat of a Toledo summer. With the nuclear fire of the core of the Sun. There is truly no word in English, Spanish, Catalan, or Basque that truly captures the level of my hatred of you. My agent misrepresented that, and…

Hey, it’s not all bad. At least Tom Brady isn’t pushing his sketchy body on people, which is just not something that can be said of everyone in his league.

It looks like Jerry Jones was right. Hardy really did add an extra dementia to this team.

Why is there a long block quote from Abe Simpson in this story about Jerry Jones?

Step 1: Don’t go to clubs. Nothing good ever happens at clubs

Ball deflation is not equated to domestic abuse you fucktard.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Except he never looks at himself. There is never a problem with Jose, according to Jose.

That’s your own fault. I don’t know why you’re still Facebook friends with Curt Schilling

I'm not surprised. Usually a screwup in Bristol leads to a kid.